Monday, February 14, 2005

Top Ten Reasons why CHER KICKS ASS (and Madonna doesn't)

I am a HUGE Cher fan, huge. In fact when I grow up I want to be Cher, with Tina Turner's legs. Simma down now, I'm young enough to still want to grow up but old enough that I can pretend. So, on to the Top 10 Reasons, Cher is DA BOMB, YO!!

10. Who else can have at least 5 farewell tours?
9. Mask
8. Witches of Eastwick
7. Plastic Surgery - and the GIRL looks GOOOOOOOOD
6. Lesbian Daughter
5. Bagel Boy
4. Gene Simmons
3. Sonny
2. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
1. The Hair Flip

Bonus: She didn't develop some fake ass British accent all of the sudden! I HEART CHER

Happy Valentines


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