Son-of-a-Bitch (AKA - sumbitch)
Okay, I've been called Mister 5 times today. Mister??? I'm a GIRL you twits. I don't think I sound like a Mister on the phone, but I sure as hell could kick your ass man-style, if you'd like.
My first name is a bastardized (Hi B, lol), version of Geraldine. That's the GIRL'S version of Gerald. It also means Ruler with a Spear - don't MAKE ME USE IT.
Bitches.
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People are just stupid.
Just like the "friend" of mine who asked my oldest daughter "when's the baby due?"
My daughter wasn't pregnant.
You just can't apologize enough for a stupid ass remark like that.
Someone called me a guy right after I had my son. I don't know how you could have confused it - but whatever. I chewed his ass with all the post-partum rage I had in me.
This happened to me ALL the time when I worked at Home Depot just because I had short hair and we all had to wear very unisex jeans and polo shirts. Plus, my name is Randi. Female verson of Randy. Shield Wolf, baby.
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