Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Son-of-a-Bitch (AKA - sumbitch)

Okay, I've been called Mister 5 times today. Mister??? I'm a GIRL you twits. I don't think I sound like a Mister on the phone, but I sure as hell could kick your ass man-style, if you'd like.

My first name is a bastardized (Hi B, lol), version of Geraldine. That's the GIRL'S version of Gerald. It also means Ruler with a Spear - don't MAKE ME USE IT.



Blogger Big Pissy said...

People are just stupid.

Just like the "friend" of mine who asked my oldest daughter "when's the baby due?"

My daughter wasn't pregnant.

You just can't apologize enough for a stupid ass remark like that.

1:51 PM  
Blogger hotdrwife said...

Someone called me a guy right after I had my son. I don't know how you could have confused it - but whatever. I chewed his ass with all the post-partum rage I had in me.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

This happened to me ALL the time when I worked at Home Depot just because I had short hair and we all had to wear very unisex jeans and polo shirts. Plus, my name is Randi. Female verson of Randy. Shield Wolf, baby.

4:17 PM  

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