Stupid, but catchy, commercial jingles

So I was talking to "B" last night and she asked me if I like Corn Nuts. This was the resulting conversation:

PhreaqueOnALeash (9:28:11 PM): Bust a nut. Bust a nut. Grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut! They're lightly toasted and hard as hellllllll. Enjoy yourself, we won't tell!
Obear29 (10:28:19 PM): LMAO
Obear29 (10:28:22 PM): what the hell
Obear29 (10:28:29 PM): i'm totally gonna post that
PhreaqueOnALeash (9:28:31 PM): yeah, I knew that off the top of my head
Obear29 (10:28:37 PM): what is it?
PhreaqueOnALeash (9:28:44 PM): the theme song they used to have
Obear29 (10:28:49 PM): I've never heard that
PhreaqueOnALeash (9:28:51 PM): lmao
Obear29 (10:28:53 PM): in my LIFE
PhreaqueOnALeash (9:28:59 PM): it's awesome
PhreaqueOnALeash (9:29:02 PM): and totally dirty
Obear29 (10:29:04 PM): must be because Im a yankee
Obear29 (10:29:07 PM): uh yeah
Obear29 (10:29:16 PM): how about the Lance cracker commercial
Obear29 (10:29:22 PM): "I've got Lance in my pants"

So what commericals have you heard that are just wrong...