This Just In

Let's take a poll, shall we? At work they give us these calendars with magnets on the back that we can put up in the cubicle farm. I asked a friend of mine who's a Scientist if he could use the magnets for anything, because we just throw them away, he said, "sure". Soooooo...I put out an email and asked co-workers to donate the magnets on the backs of the calendars. NOT the calendars themselves. Now, said magnets are just glued on, so it's not an ordeal to remove them.

So, what do you think happened? That's right, I got calendars on my desk, and I had to remove the magnets. Now, I ask you, if someone asks you to donate the magnets from the back of your calendar,do you bring them the calendar or remove the magnets and bring just the magnets to that person?

Either I'm a complete idiot or....


Also, some woman from Yahoo personals emailed me and this is what she said, (keep in mind that in the photo, I'm holding my nephew and bottle feeding him), she's 46 and this ASSHAT said "what are you doing in that photo, looks like you're getting ready to take a hit off a bong." (all improper puncuation is hers), A BONG?? Since when does a BABY look like a fucking BONG??? Here's the rub, she's got kids of her own.

Now I know why some mothers EAT THEIR YOUNG.