Monday, October 02, 2006

This Just In

Let's take a poll, shall we? At work they give us these calendars with magnets on the back that we can put up in the cubicle farm. I asked a friend of mine who's a Scientist if he could use the magnets for anything, because we just throw them away, he said, "sure". Soooooo...I put out an email and asked co-workers to donate the magnets on the backs of the calendars. NOT the calendars themselves. Now, said magnets are just glued on, so it's not an ordeal to remove them.

So, what do you think happened? That's right, I got calendars on my desk, and I had to remove the magnets. Now, I ask you, if someone asks you to donate the magnets from the back of your calendar,do you bring them the calendar or remove the magnets and bring just the magnets to that person?

Either I'm a complete idiot or....


Also, some woman from Yahoo personals emailed me and this is what she said, (keep in mind that in the photo, I'm holding my nephew and bottle feeding him), she's 46 and this ASSHAT said "what are you doing in that photo, looks like you're getting ready to take a hit off a bong." (all improper puncuation is hers), A BONG?? Since when does a BABY look like a fucking BONG??? Here's the rub, she's got kids of her own.

Now I know why some mothers EAT THEIR YOUNG.

6 Comments:

Blogger ~Deb said...

Get off Yahoo personals...it's scary out there!!! ;)



A bong? You didn't even show us the picture...I say post the pic!!!!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Is that the picture you had posted earlier?

If so, that is obviously a baby~not a bong!

...and I would have brought you the magnets....not the calander.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

People are fucking IDIOTS!!! I would have beat each and every ONE of them with a calendar...upside their head! I am not kidding.

Let me know where you purchased the Baby Bong....Crackie's birthday is coming up.

2:36 PM  
Blogger hotdrwife said...

I'm speechless.

I'm so glad I'm not dating. Jeez.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Debbie said...

The bong thing is ridiculous. Absolutely retarded.

I would have brought you the magnets and not the calender. Those people were just lazy.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Betty. said...

Honestly... I'm a procrastinator and probably wouldn't have given you either the calendar or the magnet. And if I did, I would have chucked at least one of them at your head. But that's just me.

A bong? Are you kidding me? What a retard. Dude, the dating scene SUCKS! SO glad I'm finally back off the market again!

4:35 PM  

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