Fed Up - Or Maybe Just Cranky
I. HAVE. HAD. IT. I'm tired of busting my ass for nothing. Company reviews....tell us how you contribute to the company...well... "gee, I was HAND PICKED to work on a PROMINENT WEBSITE for an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL..." ok, that's enough out of your "little lady." Yeah I got a raise, PITTANCE. But here's the thing...they say they're performanced base - my ASS. It's who can suck dick the hardest, because let me say this, my performance is TOP notch and I've been told so. Yet some of my co-workers can fuck off all day online and get a raise too???
I'm also tired of this damn cold. Which I found out today was ALL allergy related. Doc says "well your lungs look pretty clean." I said "well yeah that's because they're HOME in the TRASH CAN and I would have been here 6 days ago had the "company" gotten my insurance info RIGHT the FIRST TIME." (No I did not yell at the doctor, but he started asking me about computers and stuff and it creeped me out.) 2 shots in the ass later and some prescription and I'm feeling better.
And I'm tired of that fucking LAZY ASS CO-WORKER who sprays LYSOL in the air, causing me to hack and GAG like a life-long smoker on their way OUT of this lifetime. I know it's cold and flu season, I know you do not want to get sick, but BITCH, wipe your fucking desk, keyboard down and wash your HANDS after pissing. I know you don't, you "rinse", I've seen you. And stop SPRAYING that fucking LYSOL before your ASSHOLE has a LINEN FRESH SCENT!
And I'm also tired of my roommate asking me to LIFT HEAVY SHIT, when I have the lung capacity of a GNAT. GET YOUR TEENAGE SON TO HELP YOU! Also, when I tell you 400 fucking times that I can't HEAR you because my EARS ARE CLOGGED, don't YELL like a 5 year old running from a CLOWN, I still can't hear you and you sound like a REDNECK.
And lastly, don't start chatting with me online, send me an UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF YOUR ASS and then have the balls to tell me, "well you're kinda big, but you're pretty." WTF??? I'm kinda big? Bitch, OMAR the TENT MAKER needs to take a FUCKING BREAK when making your PANTS. Fucking hamhocks.
And I'm done. And I'm going to shower. And....maybe have a beer.
6 Comments:
Damn!!!!!!
I got a 3.5% raise. Pisses me off to no end. I work MY ASS OFF.
That coworker wouldn't have finished spraying that shit the first time, cause I would have been all over her. I hate those types of people.
I'm getting a cold. I can feel it. It sucks.
I hope you feel better. And you are NOT big. I've seen big people and you're not one of them.
Kisses.
You have to understand. Maximum output means minimal input. It's like, quantum theory or some bullshit. I feel like the less you do, the more you get.
Try that before your next review.
CP.
I think it's time for beer and wings missy! Let's do this!
As far as the long lasting cold everyone seems to have- it's a huge sinus infection that you need to get rid of with an antibiotic. It sucks. I had it for way too long.
Anyway, the Lysol being sprayed in the air is worse than anything!!!!! It literally suffocates you! I'm with you on that one!
Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel :)
Hang in there and know a FEW of us get the same paultry raises!
I got so tired of hearing what a great job I was doing....what an asset I was to the District Attorney....and then watching him hire younger women with bigger boobs and paying them more than me.....that I quit.
Hope you feel better soon! :)
I feel your pain.
I got NO raise this year, because I have reached my cap -- the cap they instituted 3 months before my eval was due. Meanwhile there are lazy fuckers to the left and right of me raking in the dinero for their "valuable contributions to the company."
Didn't know jerking off and gossiping were considered either valuable or a contribution. Silly me.
And I've had that damn cold for almost a month now.
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