From the Mouths of Babes
I found out that my nephew, who will be 3 in October had the chicken pox so I called to talk to my sister to see how he was feeling.
Apparently there's a shot they give kids now that lessens the severity of chicken pox in terms of itching and how many they get, but doesn't stop it from happening.
Caden, my nephew was out on the car port, "raking" the concrete, don't ask, I don't know, he's 3, and I wanted to talk to him.
My sister hands him the phone and the conversation goes like this:
Me: "Hi, Caden"
Me: "Do you have the chicken pox?"
Caden: "Nooooooo (pause), I have a rake".
And what, really, can you say to that?