Happy Birthday to ME

Of course at the end of the night it will sound more like 'happy birfday to me' but who cares! But for now, it's my BIRTHDAY, MY BUH, BUH, BUH, BUH, BUH, BUH BIRTHDAY.

YEA!

Funk-DA-fied

Listening: To run of the mill pop music. I'm a SLAVE to the mainstream (sort of, heh)

Today is a gorgeous, gorgeous day. Like a screw work (I think I will) kind of day. And then an epiphany from above that was found at T-shirt Hell. This of course is so so so up my alley. ALL the things you may have thought but were afraid to say them aloud. Well, well my cheeky monkeys now you too can wear your thoughts on your, er, sleeve so to speak.

My favorite

Yea, we KNOW whatcha talkin' bout Willis.

Retro Lunch

Listening: To the Retro 80's Lunch Hour on 99X - Face to Face by Siouxsie is on right now.

I love me some 80's. Call and request a song as it's INXS day today!!!!

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2 Words for You

Normally I respect authority but when they disrespect me, there's PROBLEMS. So I've got 2 words for the mystery company I work for now.

BLOW ME!!!

"walk with me now, walk with me"

Top Ten Reasons why CHER KICKS ASS (and Madonna doesn't)

I am a HUGE Cher fan, huge. In fact when I grow up I want to be Cher, with Tina Turner's legs. Simma down now, I'm young enough to still want to grow up but old enough that I can pretend. So, on to the Top 10 Reasons, Cher is DA BOMB, YO!!

10. Who else can have at least 5 farewell tours?
9. Mask
8. Witches of Eastwick
7. Plastic Surgery - and the GIRL looks GOOOOOOOOD
6. Lesbian Daughter
5. Bagel Boy
4. Gene Simmons
3. Sonny
2. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
1. The Hair Flip

Bonus: She didn't develop some fake ass British accent all of the sudden! I HEART CHER

Happy Valentines

Starry Eyed Surprise

This is a little bit about the astrological side of me. I am a Pisces but I am NOT your typical Pisces. This doesn't bode well for some. Nonetheless, you pretty much get what you see. I'd go into detail as to why I'm posting this, but I'm sure it would bore you to tears. Let me say this though, I don't mind being fucked but I do not enjoy a MIND fuck, capiche? Enjoy and if you want to know more feel free to ask!

Pisces,
Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own.

Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectually (depending on how they are aspected). They long to be recognized as greatly creative. They also dislike disciple and confinement. The nine-to-five life is not for them. Any rebellion they make against convention is personal, however, as they often times do not have the energy or motivation to battle against the Establishment.

Pisceans tend to withdraw into a dream world where their qualities can bring mental satisfaction and sometimes, fame and financial reward for they are extremely gifted artistically. They are also versatile and intuitive, have quick understanding, observe and listen well, and are receptive to new ideas and atmospheres. All these factors can combine to produce remarkable creativity in literature, music and art. They may count among their gifts mediumistic qualities which can give them a feeling that their best work comes from outside themselves, "Whispered beyond the misted curtains, screening this world from that." Even when they cannot express themselves creatively they have a greater than average instinct for, and love of, beauty in art and nature, a catlike appreciation of luxury and pleasure, and a yearning for new sensations and travel to remote, exotic places.

They are never egotistical in their personal relationships and give more than they ask from their friends. They are sexually delicate, in the extreme almost asexual, and most Pisceans would want a relationship in which the partner's mind and spirit rather than the body resonated with their own. Unfortunately they can be easily misled by a lover who courts them delicately and in marriage makes them unhappy by a coarser sexuality than they expected. They are nevertheless intensely loyal and home-loving and will remain faithful.

In their employment they are better working either by themselves or in subordinate positions. Their talents are individual in a commercial business or similar undertaking. They would be afraid to manage more than a small department, worrying always that they would fail in a crisis. They can make fair secretaries and bookkeepers. Their sympathy equips them for work in charities catering for the needy, as nurses looking after the sick and as veterinary surgeons caring for animals. As librarians or astronomers they can satisfy their mental wanderlust, and their fondness for "faraway places with strange-sounding names" may turn them into sailors or travellers. Many architects and lawyers are Pisceans, and when the creative abilities are combined with gifts of imitation and the ability to enter into the feelings of others, Pisceans find their fulfillment on the stage. Their psychic and spiritual qualities can lead them into careers in the church or as mediums and mystics. They may find an outlet for their creativity as caterers, and are said to make good detectives because they can imagine themselves in the place of criminals and understand how their minds would work. In technical occupations they are well employed in dealing with anaesthetics, fluids, gases and plastics. Because of their lively versatility and inability to concentrate overmuch on any one project, Pisceans often simultaneously follow more than one occupation.

LIKES
• Solitude to dream in
• Mystery in all its guises
• Anything discarded to stay discarded
• The ridiculous
• like to get 'lost'

DISLIKES
• the obvious
• being criticized
• feeling all at sea about something
• know-it-alls
• pedantry