Lock Bumping

This is worth looking into. I saw it on the news. Lock Bumping

What do you do....

When someone, who's involved with someone else says this to you...names have been removed to protect the innocent. the ones without a screen name is the other person.

I was listening to say it right
and thought of you
How is it, your well mannered self comsuming so many of my thoughts

and (this is in an IM conversation)

I need to think of something different when you come to mind.
rather than thinking of you and letting my mind drift on

Obear29: think of SOCK PUPPETS (that's me, Obear29)

am I in your thoughts often?

Obear29: every day

I have come to grow fond of you over time and do adore you.

SO.....what? What do you do?

Laid-Off

For what they said was based on performance. BULLSHIT. You just gave me a raise based on performance...here's what I have to say to you.

I AM DOOMED

Just to give you all a little insight on the lesbian dating world here in the ATL, I went to match.com and copy and pasted some of the "finer" descriptions on how people present themselves to the world. In other words, this is how these people see themselves. I'll translate in paraenthesis.

1. First off i'm a very attractive stud female or aggressive female. Nice body, smooth sexy lips. Get alot of compliments on my eyes and my lips. (Translation: I'm a self-absorbed narcisist (sp?) who will just get on your nerves if it's not all about ME!)

2. If you think she's you, please re-read the above carefully, and, if you still think you qualify (seek confirmation from independent sources, if needed), then I hope you will contact me. (Translation: I'll make you doubt yourself EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, but I'm a lawyer, and that's what we do)

3. i am a college student that is very hard working on my career and my school i have a trucking business that is doing it own thang write about now and i have a partner we are getting a divorce soon. (Translation: she is a college student after all. Lord help us.)

4. i am impressed by people who can actually write good profiles. (Translation: -this one's also a PhD student who can't SEEM TO CAPITALIZE "I".)

So yes, you should "feel" for me, feel laughter, pain, sadness, but just FEEL PEOPLE. Pray for me, I think I'm going to need it.

Travis

While watching Grey's Anatomy last night, I re-discovered one of my favorite bands, Travis. They're from Scotland and if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP! These are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs.

If I told you a secret
You won't tell a soul
Will you hold it and keep it alive
Cause it's burning a hole
And I can't get to sleep
And I can't live alone in this lie

So look up
Take it away
Don't look da-da-da- down the mountain

If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me don't leave me
Take me don't leave me
Baby, love will come through it's just waiting for you

Well I stand at the crossroads
Of highroads and lowroads
And I got a feeling it's right

If it's real what I'm feeling
There's no makebelieving
The sound of the wings of the flight of a dove

Take it away
Don't look da-da-da down the mountain
If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return anyone anything anyhow...

So take me don't leave me
Take me don't leave me
Baby, love will come through it's just waiting for you

So look up
Take it away
Don't look da-da-da- down

If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return anyone anything anyhow...

So take me don't leave me
Take me don't leave me
Baby, love will come through it's just waiting for you

Love will come through
Love will come through
Love will come through

Fed Up - Or Maybe Just Cranky

I. HAVE. HAD. IT. I'm tired of busting my ass for nothing. Company reviews....tell us how you contribute to the company...well... "gee, I was HAND PICKED to work on a PROMINENT WEBSITE for an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL..." ok, that's enough out of your "little lady." Yeah I got a raise, PITTANCE. But here's the thing...they say they're performanced base - my ASS. It's who can suck dick the hardest, because let me say this, my performance is TOP notch and I've been told so. Yet some of my co-workers can fuck off all day online and get a raise too???

I'm also tired of this damn cold. Which I found out today was ALL allergy related. Doc says "well your lungs look pretty clean." I said "well yeah that's because they're HOME in the TRASH CAN and I would have been here 6 days ago had the "company" gotten my insurance info RIGHT the FIRST TIME." (No I did not yell at the doctor, but he started asking me about computers and stuff and it creeped me out.) 2 shots in the ass later and some prescription and I'm feeling better.

And I'm tired of that fucking LAZY ASS CO-WORKER who sprays LYSOL in the air, causing me to hack and GAG like a life-long smoker on their way OUT of this lifetime. I know it's cold and flu season, I know you do not want to get sick, but BITCH, wipe your fucking desk, keyboard down and wash your HANDS after pissing. I know you don't, you "rinse", I've seen you. And stop SPRAYING that fucking LYSOL before your ASSHOLE has a LINEN FRESH SCENT!

And I'm also tired of my roommate asking me to LIFT HEAVY SHIT, when I have the lung capacity of a GNAT. GET YOUR TEENAGE SON TO HELP YOU! Also, when I tell you 400 fucking times that I can't HEAR you because my EARS ARE CLOGGED, don't YELL like a 5 year old running from a CLOWN, I still can't hear you and you sound like a REDNECK.

And lastly, don't start chatting with me online, send me an UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF YOUR ASS and then have the balls to tell me, "well you're kinda big, but you're pretty." WTF??? I'm kinda big? Bitch, OMAR the TENT MAKER needs to take a FUCKING BREAK when making your PANTS. Fucking hamhocks.

And I'm done. And I'm going to shower. And....maybe have a beer.

Have a Happy Period

A Co-worker sent this to me. Enjoy.

Ok so Always, the brand that makes pads, is on this whole "have a happy period" kick. Now they put it on their pads, ya know on the little piece of paper that covers the adhesive side, yup in some nice little feminine script it says "have a Happy Period." I see that shit and I'm like what the hell...it's bad enough that they actually say that crap in commercials like i'm really gonna stop and think and be like...wait...I never thought of that...all this time i've just decided to be bitchy, and bloated, and broken out, and crampy and in tears during my period, when all along i could've been having happy periods. On the beach in a bikini (maybe an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot one), or in a coffee shop with my girlfriends who also have their period, but you wouldn't know it cuz we're all just so fucking happy about it. Forget the fact that I'm bleeding like a slaughtered pig, forget the fact that I now have to walk around wearing a fucking diaper hoping I don't bleed on everything, forget the fact that now I'm horny as fuck but can't get any and guys must know when a girl has her period and find us extra attractive cuz they always wanna try to touch your ass on those 5 fucking days a month that you've gotta wear this mini diaper and period panties, and when u ask them not to touch your ass they always gotta fucking ask why, CUZ I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD YOU MORON, forget the fact that I'm already bloated but craving french fries, potato chips, chocolate, cake...chocolate cake. Forget all that shit and have happy period. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD!!?? You can fucking suggest the shit, why don't you give some pointers. Maybe it involves a whole lot of valium, And you know normally I would think that some dimwitted dick came up with that slogan, but no I'm sure it was some high powered business woman in her navy blue skirt suit and stilletto pumps trying to show that she can make it in a mans world...I bet she doesn't have happy periods, i bet she takes fucking birth control year round so that she has no periods, so that instead of spending a week with premenstrual syndrome, a week on her period, another week with post menstrual syndrom and then another week dreding that in a week she's gonna be PMSing again she can have the time to come up with nifty slogans as if telling me to have a happy period is gonna make me buy your product more, like theres something extra special about your pad. Guess what bitch, you've got a product that people are gonna buy whether u advertise for it or not... it's like gasoline, or toothpaste, or condoms we're gonna buy it no matter what, we have to, we need it to survive . so FUCK YOU and fuck your happy period.

Sick but Inspiring

I've got the dreaded cold, bad. So although I do have some thoughts swirling aroun my head, I can't seem to concentrate long enough to get them in order.

Therefore, I leave you with this. Taken today, out the window of a Manager's office of the building I work in. Yes it's real, yes, it's Atlanta. Enjoy!

Resolutions

To borrow from a favorite Rascal Flatts song, My Wish, this is what I wish for ALL of you. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL.

I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
and each road leads you where you want to go,
and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
And if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
if it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile,

But more than anything, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.

I hope you never look back, but you never forget,
all the ones who love you, and the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
and you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
and always give more than you take.

But More than anything, Yeah, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish. Yeah.

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.